Are you lazy? Well, little darlings, it may not be your fault. It is probably your parents’ fault. That is the latest insight from genetic determinism — Darwinian theory applied to practically everything.
The ABA Journal is very interested in this issue. Someone may get sued. Operating principle: What can be imagined can be litigated.
Until someone figures out how to put one’s ancestors in the dock, however, the only solution for the laziness gene is a big federal program funded through the next federal stimulus program — the one we get once taxes are raised.
I’d put that program together myself, but it’s mid-afternoon and time for my nap.